Buzzfeed Comes Out Of The Closet As Al Qaeda Sympathizers

We’ve all known for some time that Buzzfeed is full of militant heterophobes, and super racists, hell bent on destroying America.  Now it appears their sinister agenda has taken an even darker turn … they are now working for the terrorists.

A couple of days ago, Buzzfeed touted the following video as a great thing.  As you well know, some of the most evil plots in history have been disguised as humanitarian efforts.  However, when you watch the , it will become clear that is now party to a terrorist plot against America.

This horrendous video is a clear attack on this country.

Not only does this video take American pop culture, and wipe its ass with it, but it is a full on sensory assault of poor production quality, and vocal chords mimicking a cat being liquified in a VitaMix.  The terrorists have not unveiled such graphic video since the early days of the Iraq war.

Something this evil can only come from the caves of al Qaeda.

It is my job to watch such egregious affronts to humanity, so that I can prepare you for what’s coming.  In this case, Buzzfeed’s co-conspirator status with al Qaeda.  Has Buzzfeed just proven that no Middle Easterner can be trusted?  Surely the conspiracy doesn’t go that far.

There is, however, something more than just a sinister terrorist plot against the United States with Buzzfeed’s latest transgression.  When I watch this video, I can’t help but be reminded of the 22 and 23 Communist Goals.  For the first time, communism and terrorism have united against the ‘Shining City on the Hill.’  They’ve set their differences aside to unite against the beacon of freedom.  The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

May God help us all.