Crazy Liberal Professor Calls 911 On ROTC, Vows To Keep Doing So

Can pampered self-righteous snobs get PTSD from bad customer service by baristas?


Prof. Heidi Czerwiec, an associate professor of English at the University of North Dakota (UND), claims she is so enraged that ROTC cadets are practicing maneuvers at the university, that she plans to call the police every time she sees them.

According to a complaint letter she wrote to the Grand Folks Herald, when Czerwiec first saw “two figures in camo” outside her office, she threw herself under her desk and desperately called 911 until they verified to her “that yes, in fact, I’ve probably just seen ROTC cadets.”

According to multiple students, these recent ROTC maneuvers had been announced in a campus-wide email to all current students and faculty and included information on when, where and why they would be conducted.

Despite knowing in advance what was happening, Czerwiec claimed she was so fearful when she spotted two of the students in their camouflage uniforms that she could barely speak.

I’m not so sure such an emotionally fragile individual should be a professor of anything.  Well … maybe bubbles.  We sure do have an epidemic of lying professors these days.