Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 4

Michigan Parents: No Boys In Girls Shower | The Daily Caller

In response to a proposed guidance from the state’s Board of Education that would pressure schools to let children choose their gender-assigned bathroom of choice, Michigan parents, teachers and students have flooded the Board with pleas to change the policy.

California Man Dressed as a Woman Busted For MAKING VIDEOS IN A LADIES ROOM – Progressives Today

When Pomare was contacted, he was wearing a wig and women’s clothing, including a bra, a statement from the LASD revealed. “The deputy noticed he was wearing a wig and appeared to have breasts,” LASD Sergeant Brian Hudson told the Los Angeles news outlet.

Top Stories – Up to a Million Americans May Lose Food Stamps as States Restore Pre-Recession Requirements – AllGov – News

Hundreds of thousands of people could soon lose food stamps as states reimpose time limits and work requirements that were suspended in recent years because of high unemployment, state officials and advocates for the poor said Friday.

Millennials are being dot.conned by cult-like tech companies | New York Post

Tech startups love millennials. Tasty, tasty millennials who get underpaid, overworked, churned up and turned into nourishment for venture capitalists. Millennials are the Soylent Green of the tech world.

Supreme Court rules electoral districts must be drawn by population, not eligible voters –

The Supreme Court has unanimously upheld a Texas law that counts everyone, not just eligible voters, in deciding how to draw electoral districts.

I address an email accusing me of being pro-Trump.

Interview: Justin Maust from Lead Michiana.

Children on Easter egg hunt form human arrow to direct British police to suspects | Fox News

Children on an Easter egg hunt formed a human arrow to direct a police helicopter to two suspected burglars.

Chipotle Almost Killed A Guy Yesterday. Like For Real.

Marion County mother charged with neglect for making children walk to school | Times Free Press

A 32-year-old Marion County, Tenn., mother faces an April court date on child neglect charges after deputies found her driving ahead of her young daughters as she made them walk miles to school on Valley View Highway.

Barack Obama flashes the peace sign for nuclear security summit ‘team photo’ | Daily Mail Online

Edinburgh Student Violates Safe Space by Raising Her Hand | Truth Revolt

According to the association’s rules, student council meetings should be held in a “safe space environment” where “discriminatory language and actions” are prohibited. Such “actions” include “refraining from hand gestures which denote disagreement” or “in any other way indicating disagreement with a point or points being made.”

THE FIX IS IN=> GOP Leader Priebus Says He Won’t Turn Over Party to Trump if He Wins – The Gateway Pundit

If Donald Trump wins the Republican presidential nomination this summer, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus is vowing not to give the billionaire’s campaign control over the party leading up to the November election, according to a report in The New York Times.