Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, March 9

DOJ Probes Alleged FBI Coverup In Lavoy Finicum’s Death | The Daily Caller

The Department of Justice is investigating five agents involved in the fatal shooting of Oregon militia spokesman Lavoy Finicum for allegedly covering up the details of Finicum’s January death.

Tim and I debate the finer points of whether hard apple cider is a legit drink.

Missing Apollo 17 moon rock worth $10m found in Bill Clinton’s files | Daily Mail Online

An Apollo 17 moon rock missing for 30 years and believed to be worth up to $10 million has turned up in files belonging to Bill Clinton.

2016 Delegate Count Tracker: 2016 Election – POLITICO

2016 Delegate Tracker

The American Hitler or the American Netanyahu? – Taki’s Magazine

This fear among elites, especially among Jewish elites, of Americans getting their own Israeli-style leadership has led Trump to be denounced as an American Hitler. But a more plausible analogy is that the wily entrepreneur has sniffed out an untapped niche in the market for an American Netanyahu.

Take That, Mitt Romney! Trump Brings ‘Trump Water,’ ‘Trump Wine,’ ‘Trump Steaks’ to Election Night Victory Speech!

Tonight Donald Trump brought props to his election night victory speech in Jupiter, Florida.

Peaceful memorial rally in Ann Arbor honors lives of 63 deer killed | MLive.com

“Deer lives matter, and all lives matter.”

New Iran Missile Tests- So much for those agreements – Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children

State media announced that short-, medium- and long-range precision guided missiles were fired from several sites to show the country’s “all-out readiness to confront threats” against its territorial integrity.

Traitorous CEO Nabbed For Sending Rocket Powder To Iran | The Daily Caller

The FBI just nabbed a for allegedly shipping 1,000 pounds of rocket powder to Iran.

Castro Says Hillary ‘Cleared’ By Justice Department, Gets Called Out Immediately [VIDEO] | The Daily Caller

Texas Democratic Rep. Joaquin Castro, twin brother of rumored Hillary Clinton vice presidential short-lister Julian Castro, claimed on CNN’s “State Of The Union” that Clinton has been “cleared” by the Justice Department for her handling of classified material and her secret, private server.

Hillary Clinton wrote 104 of the classified emails on her private server

Hillary Clinton wrote 104 that she sent using her private server while secretary of state that the government has since said contain classified information, according to a new Washington Post analysis of Clinton’s publicly released correspondence…

Megyn Kelly Grills Wasserman Schultz on Hillary Clinton FBI Investigation: “Let’s Not Be Melodramatic” | Video | RealClearPolitics

DEBBIE : There’s no one facing the threat of indictment on our side either, Megyn.

Loretta Lynch Reminds Everyone The DOJ Doesn’t Have To Charge Hillary

This is not a surprise.  It’s just public acknowledgement by the of what we already knew.

Diner offers ‘Dictator Obama’ breakfast special, political correctness talking points | Fox News

The breakfast includes two eggs and a slice of toast for $3.59. The tax is $27.99.