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Fill The Oceans With Fire: Father & Son Catch Freaky Deaky Goblin Shark In Australia

Fill The Oceans With Fire: Father & Son Catch Freaky Deaky Goblin Shark In Australia

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This is the deep sea goblin shark (previously seen in video HERE) caught by father/son fishing team Mike and Lochlainn Kelly off the coast of New South Wales in Australia. It’s called a goblin shark because it looks like a goblin. If it lived under a bridge and carried a wooden club it might be called a troll shark. Apparently goblin sharks are at an “evolutionary dead end” because they’re the last remaining species of its genus. Presumably because they’re so f***ing ugly they refuse to mate with each other. Can’t say I blame them, it would be hard pretending that’s a mermaid.

Keep going for a bunch more shots of why we should drill down into the earth’s mantle and let the oceans fill with lava.

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Thanks to Crystal K, who agrees the only handsome goblin is Jareth the Goblin King.



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