Man Arrested, Charged With Assault With Dangerous Weapon, For Throwing Fries In Girl’s Face


It’s official, Michelle Obama has gone too far.

Lowell Man Arrested For Throwing French Fries At Stepdaughter « CBS Boston

A Lowell man is free following his arrest on charges he threw hot French fries at his young stepdaughter.

Police say Hackett and his wife began arguing after leaving a McDonald’s. When his stepdaughter chimed in, Hackett allegedly threw the fries in her face.

Hackett, who will be back in court in August, pleaded not guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon: French fries.

Kudos to CBS for making sure to point out that the girl wasn’t seriously hurt.