Mother Outraged Over ‘Satanic’ Lights On School Bus
Some arguably bored and misguided mother in Tennessee is outraged after discovering the lights on the back of a school bus appear to be upside down stars (aka “satanic pentagrams” to some people), sending her off on her own personal crusade for Christianity. “Wow — we really need more people like her in the world,” nobody just thought.
The mom told WMC she snapped a photo of the brake light on a Durham School Services bus in Cordova.
“Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged…”
The mother says it’s appalling the brake lights are shaped like a pentagram.
“If you can’t put a cross on there, you can’t put a pentagram on it,” she said.
The meaning of the upside-down pentagram and whether or not it’s even satanic aside, I will say this: after literally five seconds of internet sleuthing you know what I found? Pictures of the same star lights installed point-side up! (Pictures after the jump) They’re just star-shaped lights, lady — just like the topper on your Christmas tree! Which, come on, you really should have taken down already — it’s almost February. Now: less senseless complaining, more putting ornaments back in their boxes.
Keep going for shots of the lights installed point-side up. Although the one bus’s number is ‘666’, so this lady might actually be on to something.
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