Cue the nightmares.
This guy was minding his own business, while doing his business, when an 11 foot bit the tip of his .

A man in suffered huge blood loss after a sank its fangs into his while he was sitting on the .

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay tried desperately to break free after the huge attacked in the bathroom of his home in Chachoengsao, east of the capital .

The 38-year-old reportedly reached down with his hand after feeling a sharp – only to discover the serpent’s jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.

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Dude managed to tie a rope around the ’s head to keep it from retreating back into the pipe before he passed out. He PASSED OUT after losing lots of blood.

Here’s some bloody aftermath photos (no nudity):