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Rand Paul Trolls Hillary, Jeb With Phony ‘Secret Phone Call’ Release

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) has utilized social media to shoot some pretty sharp barbs at potential presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. 

Paul tweeted out a Soundcloud audio file that he claimed to be a “secret tape” of a phone call between Bush and Clinton:

 

The recording consists of two voice actors pretending to be Hillary and Jeb (the Hillary impersonation is exceptional) discussing how they can work together on the upcoming presidential campaigns. 

Not surprisingly, the pretend Clinton and Bush make statements that play directly into Paul’s presumed campaign strategy. Bush says, “well, Hillary, there hasn’t been a Republican White House without a Bush since 1977, and we’re ready to be back.”  Hillary claims, “It’s clearly my turn: Bush, Clinton, Bush. Now, Clinton.” Fake Hillary also says, “Let me shoot straight with you, Jeb, OK? Bill and I are dead broke and need a place to stay. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is calling me home — “

Listen to the entire production here:

 

​Transcript via Politico:  

BUSH: “Hey, Hill. It’s Jeb.”

CLINTON: “Hey, Jeb. To what do I owe this pleasure?”

BUSH: “Well, it’s true — I’m thinking about running for president.”

CLINTON: “Well, Jeb, so am I.”

BUSH: “I just wanted to call and give you a heads-up in hopes we could work something out.”

CLINTON: “What do you mean, Jeb? It’s clearly my turn: Bush, Clinton, Bush. Now, Clinton.”

BUSH: “Well, Hillary, there hasn’t been a Republican White House without a Bush since 1977, and we’re ready to be back.”

CLINTON: “Let me shoot straight with you, Jeb, OK? Bill and I are dead broke and need a place to stay. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is calling me home — I’ve still got the back door key. Being president offers a lot more job security than writing another memoir.”

BUSH: “Well, the Bushes have weathered attacks before. And READ MY LIPS, Hillary: We’re not backing down this time.”

CLINTON: “Well, you’re right — maybe we can work something out. We both agree on so many issues: bigger government, Common Core, and amnesty for illegal immigrants.”

BUSH: “Well, we’ve both got problems. You’ve got problems with the grass roots, and I’ve got all those damn conservatives. What say, we make a deal?”

[Call beeps in.]

BUSH: “Sorry, Hillary, but I have to go. Mitt keeps calling.”

CLINTON: “Oh, for crying out loud.”

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