Show Prep: Thurs, July 31

Why Mitt Romney is perfectly poised for a comeback in 2016 – The Week

As regular readers of this column know, I’ve never been much of a Romney booster. I’ve also expressed skepticism about the notion he would run again. But let’s not let “a foolish consistency” cloud our judgment. There is reason to believe that a third try wouldn’t be an absurd venture.

Bad business: Fla. car dealership gives woman refund in pennies – Washington Times

A Florida woman is outraged after buying a faulty car from a Jacksonville dealership and receiving a refund in thousands of .

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ movie poster features burning skyscraper — and a Sept. 11 release date – The Washington Post

Contrary to what some conspiracy theorists say, the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, were not an inside job. And if they were, the  were definitely not involved.

This is the next Hobby Lobby | MSNBC

Miller had to fudge the truth and say she needed it for medical reasons, not birth control.

Old Fisherman’s Grotto restaurant in California bans crying children –

A California owner doesn’t want children in his establishment, so he posted a sign about two years ago informing customers that he won’t provide highchairs or booster seats.

Toys ‘R’ Us Doll With Penis Freaks Out The Internet, Shoppers

The toy, which is made by the You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper collection at Toys “R” Us, also cries when its underpants are wet — talk about the real thing.