Show Prep: Tues, Nov. 4

Shy bladder group criticizes DirecTV advert with Rob Lowe | Daily Mail Online

Shy bladder sufferers have condemned a advert that uses a ‘painfully awkward’ who cannot urinate in public restrooms to encourage viewers to switch from cable.

The Picture You’re Seeing Allegedly From Within a Texas Voting Booth Has Already Sparked an Investigation |

An elections administrator in Bexar County, Texas, says her office is investigating a voting machine that appeared to leave off Republican gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott’s name.

Machine malfunction makes for rocky start at South Bend polling place

No matter how hard you plan, something always seems to go wrong. On Tuesday morning, one voting machine in South Bend decided it was too early to start working. It all happened at American Legion Post 303.

UNPRECEDENTED: Obama Forces Insurance Industry to Withhold 2015 Prices Until After Election | The Gateway Pundit

This year, for the first time in 20 years I can not even quote a replacement product because Barack has issued a GAG ORDER to the health insurance industry instructing them not to disclose their January 2015 health insurance rates until after the mid-term elections. This is unprecedented. Normally health insurance premiums are released for public viewing 60 days before the January 1st effective date. Where are the reports on these cancellations and the gag order from NBC, ABC, CBS and CNN? The only news organization that I am aware of that has reported on any of this is the Fox News channel. I can guarantee you one thing, not one of my clients who received a cancellation notice is voting Democrat on Tuesday.

High school runners disqualified for helping opponent finish race | Fox News

Two in Minnesota have been disqualified in the state girls cross country meet for helping an opponent who fell.

Arlington school officials ban Martin High football shirts | Arlington | News from Fort …

Senior players at Arlington Martin High School have been instructed not to wear their spirit to school because the slogan can be perceived as having a double meaning — one about being tough on the field and one about rape.

Jimmy Kimmel ‘Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy’ [VIDEO] | The Daily Caller

For the fourth consecutive Halloween, has employed parents to prank their children by telling them they ate all of their Halloween candy, and this year it’s just as humorous and tantrum-filled as ever.

If You Don’t Vote, You Can Still Complain As Much As You Want – Hit & Run :

It’s that time again, when cheerful boosters of political participation start chirping a familiar Election Day tune:

Hyundai/Kia fined $300M for violating Clean Air Act but GM fined only $35M over ignition-switch deaths? | Twitchy

EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy just tweeted out this brag on how much the government was able to fine and collect from Hyundia/ over allegations the South Korean automaker provided erroneous emissions data to the public:

Mistaken identity causes red light camera nightmare for California man | Fox News

Lawrence Armstrong’s legal nightmare began when someone he’s never met was photographed running a .

Ordinance allows Burien PD to ban smelly people from buildings |

Last month, the city passed a new “trespassing ordinance” that bans a variety of behaviors, including hostile language, not enough clothes covering the body and bodily hygiene or scent in public places including parks, the King County Library, even Burien City Hall.