So It Begins: Robot Vacuum Sucked Up Woman’s Hair While She Slept On Floor
Seen here mid-rescue, a South Korean woman tries to remain calm while paramedics remove the robot vacuum that wanted to eat her brains. Apparently the woman was taking a nap on the floor when the attack occurred. When my local liquor store got robbed? I was at home with friends, you can’t prove anything.
The agony of having her hair entangled in the bowels of the contraption roused the woman from her slumber.
Unable to free herself, she called the fire department with a “desperate rescue plea” and was separated from the robot’s clutches by paramedics, according to the South Korean newspaper the Kyunghyang Shinmun.
Waiting till we fall asleep to attack — robots are getting smart. Me? I am getting dumber everyday. I feel like I’m aging backwards, but only mentally. I feel like a way less good looking Brad Pitt in that Curious Case Of Benjamin Butthole movie. “Button — It’s Benjamin BUTTON.” See? A year ago I would have known that.
Thanks to ResiDENTIST EVIL, who is hands down twice as scary as any survival horror video game.