The Smiling Poop Emoji Shirt Of Your Dreams Is Here

The Smiling Poop Emoji Shirt Of Your Dreams Is Here


Honey? You’ve got shit all over your nice shirt.

This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It’s currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I’m paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe it’s gonna have long sleeves, and you better believe at least one of those sleeves is going to be concealing a hidden blade like in Assassin’s Creed. Will I stab myself trying to put my coat on? Probably. Will my mom have to take to to the hospital? Probably. Will she make me promise to never carry a hidden blade again but I’ll do it again anyways and the same thing will happen? Yes. My life is an endless cycle, like the symbol of a snake eating its own tail. Except if you look closer it’s not a snake, it’s a penis, and it’s tail is balls.

Keep going for a bunch of closeups as well as a shot of the poop emoji shoes they’re also selling.






Thanks to Hairless, who’s never worn a dress shirt in his life. Or any kind of shirt. Because he’s a cat.


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