I hate . One of the few things that terrify me. Every time I eat calamari I’m celebrating the fact that there’s one less in the world. Screw .

Don’t understand why I feel that way? Take a look at this video. The marine equipment is minding its own business. Then … WHAM! Out of nowhere! Then … BIGGER WHAM!

There’s no way to fight that off. They are too strong, too fast, and that suck ass beak of theirs is going to mean one slow, painful, messed up death.

 

I say again … screw squid.