WARNING: NSFW language after things go south around 1:30. Also, he fake masturbates with a toy R6-series astromech droid around the 2:00 mark. CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
This is Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia parodying the Star Wars fanboy overreactions to the Force Awakens teaser trailer. Sadly, I actually know people who probably reacted like this in real life, and their names are, in the order I…